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Subject: bridge to Hawaii
A man was riding his motorcycle along a California beach when suddenly the
sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,
"Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you
one wish"
The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over
anytime I want."
The Lord said, "That request is materialistic, think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports r equired to reach the
bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly
exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify
your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something
that could possibly help mankind."
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I
and all men could understand our wives; I want to know how she feels inside,
what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries,
what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a
woman truly happy.
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
A man was riding his motorcycle along a California beach when suddenly the
sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,
"Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you
one wish"
The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over
anytime I want."
The Lord said, "That request is materialistic, think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports r equired to reach the
bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly
exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify
your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something
that could possibly help mankind."
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I
and all men could understand our wives; I want to know how she feels inside,
what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries,
what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a
woman truly happy.
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
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