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This is good and only a few paragraphs long!
You must read this.............a proper decision by the courts..........for a change.
FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY
In Florida, an atheist created a case against the Upcoming Easter and Passover
days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians, Jews
and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists
had no such recognized days. The case was brought before a judge. After listening to
the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring,"Case
dismissed!"
The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the Ruling , "Your honor,how can you
possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others. The
Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists
have no such holidays."
The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. Your client, counsel, is
woefully ignorant."
The lawyer said, "Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or
holiday for atheists."
The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fools Day. Psalm 14:1 states,
'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that if
your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day.
Court is adjourned.
You gotta love a Judge that knows his scripture!
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