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Subject: Finally, A Candidate That We Can Agree On!
I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE.
HERE IS MY PLATFORM:
(1) "Press 1 for English" is immediately banned. English is the official
language; speak it or wait at the border until you can.
(2) We will immediately go into a two year isolationist posture to straighten
out the country's attitude. NO imports, no exports.
We will use the 'Wal Mart policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.'
(3) When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it.
(4) All retired military personnel will be required to man one of our many
observation towers on the southern border. (six month tour) They will be
under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens.
(5) Social security will immediately return to its original state. If you didn't
put nuttin in, you ain't gettin nuttin out. The president nor any other
politician will not be able to touch it.
(6) Welfare - Checks will be handed out on Fridays at the end of the 40 hour
school week and the successful completion of urinalysis and a passing
grade.
( 7) Professional Athletes --Steroids - The FIRST time you check positive
you're banned for life.
(8) Crime - We will adopt the Turkish method, the first time you steal, you
lose your right hand. There is no more life sentences. If convicted, you will
be put to death by the same method you chose for your victim; g un, kn ife
, strangulation, etc.
(9) One export will be allowed; Wheat, The world needs to eat. A bushel of
wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.
(10) All foreign aid using American taxpayer money will immediately cease,
and the saved money will pay off the national debt and ultimately lower
taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask the American
people if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make
the decision whether it's a worthy cause.
(11) The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and every d ay
in Congress.
12) The National Anthem will be p layed at all appropriate ceremonies,
sporting events, outings, etc.
Sorry if I stepped on anyone's toes but a vote for me will get you better
than what you have, and better than what you're gonna get. Thanks for
listening, and remember to write in my name on the ballot in November.
God Bless America !!!!!!!!!!!
Bill Cosby!!!!!!!!
Please Forward This to Everyone you know no matter which side of the
fence they're on.
I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE.
HERE IS MY PLATFORM:
(1) "Press 1 for English" is immediately banned. English is the official
language; speak it or wait at the border until you can.
(2) We will immediately go into a two year isolationist posture to straighten
out the country's attitude. NO imports, no exports.
We will use the 'Wal Mart policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.'
(3) When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it.
(4) All retired military personnel will be required to man one of our many
observation towers on the southern border. (six month tour) They will be
under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens.
(5) Social security will immediately return to its original state. If you didn't
put nuttin in, you ain't gettin nuttin out. The president nor any other
politician will not be able to touch it.
(6) Welfare - Checks will be handed out on Fridays at the end of the 40 hour
school week and the successful completion of urinalysis and a passing
grade.
( 7) Professional Athletes --Steroids - The FIRST time you check positive
you're banned for life.
(8) Crime - We will adopt the Turkish method, the first time you steal, you
lose your right hand. There is no more life sentences. If convicted, you will
be put to death by the same method you chose for your victim; g un, kn ife
, strangulation, etc.
(9) One export will be allowed; Wheat, The world needs to eat. A bushel of
wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.
(10) All foreign aid using American taxpayer money will immediately cease,
and the saved money will pay off the national debt and ultimately lower
taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask the American
people if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make
the decision whether it's a worthy cause.
(11) The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and every d ay
in Congress.
12) The National Anthem will be p layed at all appropriate ceremonies,
sporting events, outings, etc.
Sorry if I stepped on anyone's toes but a vote for me will get you better
than what you have, and better than what you're gonna get. Thanks for
listening, and remember to write in my name on the ballot in November.
God Bless America !!!!!!!!!!!
Bill Cosby!!!!!!!!
Please Forward This to Everyone you know no matter which side of the
fence they're on.
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