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You must read this.............a proper decision by the courts..........for a change.
FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY
In  Florida, an atheist created a case against the Upcoming Easter and Passover days.  He
hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians, Jews and observances
of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such
recognized days. The case was brought before a judge.  After listening to the passionate
presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring,"Case dismissed!"
The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the Ruling , "Your honor,how can you possibly
dismiss this case?  The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others.  The Jews have
Passover, Yom Kippur and  Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such
holidays."
The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do.  Your client, counsel, is woefully
ignorant."
The lawyer said, "Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for
atheists."
The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fools Day.  Psalm 14:1 states, 'The
fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that if your client
says there is no God, then he is a fool.  Therefore, April 1st is his day.  Court is adjourned.
You gotta love a Judge that knows his scripture!